Source: sharesomecandy.com
I shouldn’t be let near food. It’s 3:29 A.M. and I just helped myself to three slices of pizza and a chocolate bar. I’m disgusting.
MY HERO. <3
LMFAO, JAMIE. I love you. ~*~*~
Source: presidents
intuitiveaptitude / absurdical / dailyzqphoto / tapatapa / heckyeahzachquinto / taleeroe / oldfilmsflicker / captainkirk
Reblogging because this made me involuntarily laugh in real life.
Source: rowlf
BBC NEWS | Health | 'Younger wife' for marital bliss
The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts.
Awesome, I can’t wait to marry some old guy who is a fucking idiot. Jesus, who comes up with this shit?
“Experts”.
LOL. Their basis for this claim? Jay-Z and Beyonce.
Source: cankerbloxxom
HAHAHA. Of course you were, Ezra.
BAHAHAHAHA. I love you. (I meant you, Jamie. But OK, also Ezra.)
“The Office Vampire” — it’s pretty funny.
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small…
Derek Zoolander: I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
HAHAHA. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHEN THIS SCENE COMES ON. I CAN’T.
Source: Apartment Therapy
kritosaurus / nervousramblings
this would so happen with my friends. lmao
ROFL! Subtle Sexuality is A+!
redheadedrachel: via fuckyeahgifs
RON SWANSON
I could laugh at this forever. Probably the first episode which made me think “FUCK YEAH, THIS SHOW!”
More people need to watch this show, BEHOLD.
omg and tonight’s episode?! LMFAO OMG I love this show. :( and that unhappy face means I never ever want it to go away.
You guise should srsly start watching this. Parks and Recreation is getting so funny now.
flickflickflicker / palahniukandchocolate / humansvsrobots
AHAHAHA. He’s holding a beet!
Source: humansvsrobots
Source: The Dieline


