dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You’re A Philosophy Major Oh God. Here we go. You’re discussing how we “know what we know and if we truly know it.” Again. You know what? I’ll play your game. Next time you want sex, I’ll tell you your penis doesn’t exist. When you rebut, I’ll go off on a tirade that causes you to have an existential crisis, and then you won’t care about boning anymore. Pick a real major, dude. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Amanda. LMFAO. I would so date a philo major, though. If you guys know what I mean. (And some of you do.) But this cracked me up~*~*
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GUESTBREAKER: You’re A Philosophy Major

Oh God. Here we go. You’re discussing how we “know what we know and if we truly know it.” Again. You know what? I’ll play your game. Next time you want sex, I’ll tell you your penis doesn’t exist. When you rebut, I’ll go off on a tirade that causes you to have an existential crisis, and then you won’t care about boning anymore. Pick a real major, dude.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Amanda.

LMFAO. I would so date a philo major, though. If you guys know what I mean. (And some of you do.) But this cracked me up~*~*

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    So, I’m going through old posts I “liked,”...I ran across this.
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    This is a few months old but I can’t help myself from responding. Guestbreaker confused a sufficient condition for being...
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    … what are you trying to tell me, internet
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    indeed a dealbreaker.
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    Jokes about Philosophy majors: thumbs up.
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    This is from the tumblr blog “Dealbreakers” (Thanks for the link Mandeep!) which is basically a list of dealbreakers in...
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    Hello, my name is Malloreigh, and I’m a Philosophy major.
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    I first thought this was kind of mean but...remembered every philosophy major I’d ever...
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    Harsh. I always thought this was...dealmaker. No wonder…
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